Rudy, this should be fun ...

"Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people."
— Samantha Bee

"In the Casino the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and keep them coming back.The longer they play the more money they lose. In the end we get it all."
-- Robert DeNiro, in Casino

"Casinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on you face."
— VP Pappy

“There is no question, in sites where gambling is introduced, there is an increase in crime.”
-- Maryland Attorney General Joseph Curran


When we put in fifty more machines, I consider them fifty more mousetraps. You have to have a mousetrap to catch a mouse.

Bob Stupak
(formerly Vegas casino owner)