Wow, between ghosts in the machine and viruses in the mailbox, it is a wonder any work ever comes out of those Wintel boxes at all!

(Another satisfied Mac user gloats from the sidelines of 'normal windows standard deviation.' )

Unfortunately we have problems of our own...like incompatibilities with web features and no desirable BJ software.

I did appreciate your 'radical cure advice' for those who wish to protect themselves from e-mail infestations... :-)