You might be a card counter...

[Jabberwocky]

I just happen to be a chameleon with an attitude.

[Bodarc]

Oh come on....nothing??? Out of 1500+ posts, this was one of my best efforts. I expected some kind of response, even if only from the Grosjean groupies.

And who owns the 'bible" except you pro's? Wanna loan it to me so I get the post? Huh Huh?

[ohbehave]

Oh come on....nothing??? Out of 1500+ posts, this was one of my best efforts. I expected some kind of response, even if only from the Grosjean groupies.

No respect, I tell ya... No respect...

[Dieter]

If you pass a road sign that vertically displays "Exit 65" and you have the urge to double down.

Funny story, I live just off of exit 65 now...

[Shadowless]

You know you're a card counter when you think twice about getting extra guacamole on the side.

[kripton]

You split your drink on a CSM and go away.

[Zach Black]

When you get paid 6:5 for a natural and tell the dealer you thought this was blackjack.

[Rudy]

When you hear someone say: "the book says you never have to split 9's" and you realize they bought the wrong book...

[stopgambling]

you are a card counter when the dealer flashes the hole card of 5 and you think +1.

[stopgambling]

and you thought "the book" was referring to basic strategy.

[Three]

You are a card counter when you are playing alone and the table fills with a bunch of smokin hot, scantily clad babes showing of their assets and all you can think about is you should wong out as soon as the count tanks. You can bet most would have other thoughts about how to use their wong.

[marriedputter]

You might be a counter if you think nothing of spreading to 2 hands of $500 but later that day you won't pay $1.50 more to get chicken in your taco salad.

[marriedputter]

You might be a counter if you have ordered nothing to drink in the last 3 hours, but for some reason have needed to go to the bathroom 5 times in the last hour.