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  1. 03-02-2012, 01:13 AM #1
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    Amusing Slip of the Tongue

    Just experienced a rather amusing slip of the tongue tonight; was getting served by a younger female dealer who was shall we say, well-endowed.

    This was head-up about 5-decks into a 8-deck game, TC was hovering around +2/3 mark and rising as the decks remaining dwindle. Dealer was busting several hands in a row with SPs and DDs up front. Business was good, the variation wasn't working against me today.

    Soon she was getting tapped out. I morph into my cover act; I pretend to care about who deals for me. I was going to say she's 'lucky'. Then I inadverently blurted out this little beauty at the top of my voice...

    "Come on let me keep her for a few more hands. She's BUSTY!"

    Dealers and players were smirking on all sides of the pit. The PB rolls her eyes. One other male dealer in the pit was basically in hysterics.

    The bright side was I had an 'excuse' to color up and leave when deck became unfavorable.
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