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Thread: Refused ID at cage - now what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freightman View Post
    Some years back, I went to take a whiz. This guy finishes his whiz, doesn’t wash his hands, but puts them under the hand dryer. I go back to my table, and this same guy joins in. Now, anyone that knows me knows I’m not going to let this one go.

    I regurgitate the sequence of events, with dealer listening, comment on the non wash but hand dry, surmising the only possible conclusion that “You pissed on your hands”. Further commenting that I had no desire to have his relinquished chips to the tray finding their way to my chip stack. I strongly suggested that he go and properly wash up, or find another table.

    Sometimes you just have to embarrass the crap out of some people.
    Freighty, this is ridiculous. Some people can pee without getting it on their hands and because they masturbate with soap, the skin there is cleaner than anywhere else. It’s kind of silly to make a big deal without actually observing the man pee, see it land on his hands?

    His hands may be cleaner than yours because you return from the bathroom and start side counting with your balls!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeeBabar View Post
    Freighty, this is ridiculous. Some people can pee without getting it on their hands and because they masturbate with soap, the skin there is cleaner than anywhere else. It’s kind of silly to make a big deal without actually observing the man pee, see it land on his hands?

    His hands may be cleaner than yours because you return from the bathroom and start side counting with your balls!
    But the difference - my hands are clean before proper execution of the FBM ASC, the natural interaction of bodily fluids with the natural essence of ball sweat wafting through the air, inhaled through the nostrils stimulating the neural pathways thereby increasing oxygen flow resulting in increased decision making speed.

    General Ripper from that classic cult movie, Dr. Strangelove, had it right.

    https://youtu.be/0he-LZNzVg0

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    The guy that freghtman is talking about didn’t wash his hands and then dried them. The guy pissed on his hands and then tried to play at the table and frightman told everyone.

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    The real issue at the table is when guys finger their girlfriends and then touch the chips.

    When I finger my girlfriend at the table I use the other hand to touch chips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freightman View Post
    But the difference - my hands are clean before proper execution of the FBM ASC, the natural interaction of bodily fluids with the natural essence of ball sweat wafting through the air, inhaled through the nostrils stimulating the neural pathways thereby increasing oxygen flow resulting in increased decision making speed.

    General Ripper from that classic cult movie, Dr. Strangelove, had it right.

    https://youtu.be/0he-LZNzVg0
    We should get Dons opinion on this

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    Quote Originally Posted by beating vegas View Post
    We should get Dons opinion on this
    Here's my opinion: as grown men, you ought to know when it's time to call it quits. Norm is rather tolerant of all this nonsense on a blackjack site (wouldn't be me), but don't you think it's time to show a bit of common sense and restraint (especially Freightman) and say that enough is enough with respect to FBC and the rest of all that silliness? One has to wonder just how many times we have to read the same things, ad nauseam.

    Don

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSchles View Post
    Here's my opinion: as grown men, you ought to know when it's time to call it quits. Norm is rather tolerant of all this nonsense on a blackjack site (wouldn't be me), but don't you think it's time to show a bit of common sense and restraint (especially Freightman) and say that enough is enough with respect to FBC and the rest of all that silliness? One has to wonder just how many times we have to read the same things, ad nauseam.

    Don
    Don, we got to take the good with the bad. Freighty knows his blackjack stuff but is a bit obsessed about his privates. Because Norm is tolerant, this forum functions in down times like when casinos are closed..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSchles View Post
    Here's my opinion: as grown men, you ought to know when it's time to call it quits. Norm is rather tolerant of all this nonsense on a blackjack site (wouldn't be me), but don't you think it's time to show a bit of common sense and restraint (especially Freightman) and say that enough is enough with respect to FBC and the rest of all that silliness? One has to wonder just how many times we have to read the same things, ad nauseam.

    Don
    Whats FBC?
    Seriously Don, you need to get a sense of humour. Norm himself has previously commented on social joviality. Further, with all of the other crap that’s allowed to go on around here, I would think a bit of toilet humour would be at the bottom of the list of transgressions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSchles View Post
    Here's my opinion: as grown men, you ought to know when it's time to call it quits. Norm is rather tolerant of all this nonsense on a blackjack site (wouldn't be me), but don't you think it's time to show a bit of common sense and restraint (especially Freightman) and say that enough is enough with respect to FBC and the rest of all that silliness? One has to wonder just how many times we have to read the same things, ad nauseam.

    Don
    Have a sense of humor. Besides what we are talking about happens in casinos.

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    I have a better sense of humor than most. You just don't know me. But when every thread turns into the same tired nonsense, the forum turns into a repetitive mess. Every time a thread begins with a blackjack question, it ends with Freightman scratching his balls. Ask yourself: if Ed Thorp were to visit the forum and begin reading, would you be proud of the drek you'd be subjecting him to?

    Start a humor page if you like. But try to see if you can keep the blackjack discussions to blackjack.

    Don
    Last edited by DSchles; 10-18-2020 at 04:27 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSchles View Post
    Start a humor page if you like.
    See "A thread just for laughs" in the forum "Bits and Pieces" started by Drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSchles View Post
    I have a better sense of humor than most. You just don't know me. But when every thread turns into the same tired nonsense, the forum turns into a repetitive mess. Every time a thread begins with a blackjack question, it ends with Freightman scratching his balls. Ask yourself: if Ed Thorp were to visit the forum and begin reading, would you be proud of the drek you'd be submitting him to?

    Start a humor page if you like. But try to see if you can keep the blackjack discussions to blackjack.

    Don
    Ed Throp would be disappointed that people are still comparing counts.

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