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    the AP's Pandemic NCAA rankings


    the new rankings were just released yesterday
    with over half of the regular season already played

    the Oregon Ducks have moved up 2 notches since last week
    they're now ranked #12
    their record.................................0-0
    they haven't played a single game...........................................(-:\







    https://apnews.com/hub/ap-top-25-college-football-poll
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    famous actor John Houseman for Smith Barney Investments................. "they make money the old fashioned way...............they earn it"







    and then the cynics responded:




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    hippyish slang from back in the day -








    wow man, the dude's hash had me trippin......................................wow man - that's FAR OUT............... that's really FAR OUT


    everything about her is real GROOVY


    let's drive over and get that new Stones album...........................CAN YOU DIG IT............................I heard it's OUTTA SIGHT


    failed that math test dude.....................WHAT A BUMMER










    Soul Brother slang from back in the day








    you a JIVE TURKEY


    I HEARD THAT.......................I HEARD THAT


    wow........dude................YOU REALLY TOOK ME THRU SOME CHANGES


    before we do that we gotta check with THE MAN


    SIGNIFY











    and believe or not, my favorite of all - Valley Girl stuff










    LIKE TOTALLY................................needs no explanation


    GRODY.........................................that GRODY store wouldn't let me return my ra ra skirt


    AS IF I'm going to let that NOID (instead of nerd) take my top off


    BARF ME OUT..................GAG ME WITH A SPOON.................needs no explanation


    don't talk about me like that..........................BAG YOUR FACE


    he's a DWEEB


    don't talk to me like that......................you need to TAKE A CHILL PILL


    she's got a BITCHIN bod


    I've got to get to the spa...................look at my GNARLY toenails






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    The Dodge City Peace Commission



    ah reckons theys a aimin to clean up Dodge City


    sos the good folks in the town can live they lives real peacable like


    ah reckons Wyatt Earp will take care of them no good 2 bit gunslingers


    them dirty lowdown thievin no account no good 2 bit gunslingers will be a tremblin with fear when they face off against the Commission


    an iffen they doan scare too easy les jus see how they sling them guns when theys a 6 foot under











    it's the most iconic photo in the archives of the Old West


    Wyatt Earp is 2nd from left seated - Bat Masterson is 3rd from left standing
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    Looks like they listened to this song:

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    the Harlem Globetrotters back in the day on the Ed Sullivan show...................................lots of fun
    in the running for the most fun I ever had as a kid was when I got to go see them
    Curly Neal, the phenomenal bald dribbler recently passed
    R.I.P. dude




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    And they were globetrotters. Was sitting in the Pan Am lounge at JFK ages ago and they were there waiting for the same plane. They were very loud and I was just hoping to be seated far away on the overseas flight.
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    I was just hoping to be seated far away on the overseas flight.
    They weren't in first class? Or you weren't in first class?

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    They were in business.
    "Croyez ceux qui cherchent la vérité, doutez de ceux qui la trouvent." --André Gide

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    Can't imagine they'd fit in cattle class.

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