Results 1 to 3 of 3

Thread: COVID-19 joke

  1. #1


    Did you find this post helpful? Yes | No

    COVID-19 joke

    Before I say my joke, I want to preface this by saying "Yes, I know COVID-19 is a threat and yadda yadda yadda" but my ohilosophy is we can't be all doom and gloom. We, as humans. are unique in the animal kingdom in that we have a sense f humor and we should use it to make someone laugh even if just for a moment. As Reader's Digest says "Laughter is the best medicine". Now that some of you have left the thread or fallen asleep, here is my joke.

    I called a friend who said he was bored becazuse everything's closed down and he's bored. I told him I could make his day more exciting. He said "Great! How?"
    I told him 'Simple. I'll come over and cough on you!"

  2. #2
    Random number herder Norm's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    The mote in God's eye
    Posts
    12,461
    Blog Entries
    59


    Did you find this post helpful? Yes | No
    Animals just suppress their laughter. Otherwise, they'd die from laughing at humans.
    "I don't think outside the box; I think of what I can do with the box." - Henri Matisse

  3. #3


    Did you find this post helpful? Yes | No
    Quote Originally Posted by Norm View Post
    Animals just suppress their laughter. Otherwise, they'd die from laughing at humans.
    I died from reading this. Thanks for the laugh,\.

Similar Threads

  1. Covid 19 virus
    By BJGenius007 in forum General Blackjack Forum
    Replies: 151
    Last Post: 04-15-2020, 06:43 AM
  2. Guest at Mirage Casino has COVID-19
    By Midwest Player in forum General Blackjack Forum
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: 03-13-2020, 09:38 PM
  3. Cacarulo: A little joke for programmers
    By Cacarulo in forum Computing for Counters
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 12-12-2004, 04:59 AM
  4. Moose: A blackjack joke.
    By Moose in forum Blackjack Main
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 04-27-2004, 04:45 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

About Blackjack: The Forum

BJTF is an advantage player site based on the principles of comity. That is, civil and considerate behavior for the mutual benefit of all involved. The goal of advantage play is the legal extraction of funds from gaming establishments by gaining a mathematic advantage and developing the skills required to use that advantage. To maximize our success, it is important to understand that we are all on the same side. Personal conflicts simply get in the way of our goals.