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    Will Dalmatian succeed and will he beat John this year?

    The people want to know. What is everyone’s take?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goatlife View Post
    The people want to know. What is everyone’s take?
    Who the hell is John?

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    John will beat Dalmatian and ZK combined. But I wish both Dalmatian and ZK have a successful year

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    I dunno man I think Dalmatian is obsessive enough to pull it threw. John Smith is the favorite but I like the underdog

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    I see what you did there. “Dog.”

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    Probably whichever one knows the TC the best.

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    Hell no. Dalmatian won't beat John. The only thing on Dalmatian's mind is sex. How could he possibility concentrate on blackjack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midwest Player View Post
    Hell no. Dalmatian won't beat John. The only thing on Dalmatian's mind is sex. How could he possibility concentrate on blackjack.
    But that takes under a minute and a piece of Salami (anyone remember “Portnoy’s Complaint” or some such book title of decades back that had a load of innovative ways to masturbate).

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeeBabar View Post
    But that takes under a minute and a piece of Salami (anyone remember “Portnoy’s Complaint” or some such book title of decades back that had a load of innovative ways to masturbate).
    Not salami. He "had that liver twice".

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    Quote Originally Posted by 21frogman View Post
    Not salami. He "had that liver twice".
    Portnoy's Complaint is a 1969 American novel by Philip Roth. Its success turned Roth into a major celebrity, sparking a storm of controversy over its explicit and candid treatment of sexuality, including detailed depictions of masturbation using various props including a piece of liver.[2] The novel tells the humorous monologue of "a lust-ridden, mother-addicted young Jewish bachelor," who confesses to his psychoanalyst in "intimate, shameful detail, and coarse, abusive language."[3][4] Many of its characteristics (such as comedic prose, themes of sexual desire and sexual frustration, and a self-conscious literariness) went on to become Roth trademarks.[citation needed]In 1998, the Modern Library ranked Portnoy's Complaint 52nd on its list of the 100 best English-language novels of the 20th century. Time included this novel in its "TIME 100 Best English-language Novels from 1923 to 2005."[5]

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    Lol this shit makes me laugh so hard. We need John Smith here

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