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    Quote Originally Posted by Freightman View Post
    The anchor position is very important............some ploppies expect anchors to impale themselves upon their own swords.
    I asked one "If you were at 3rd base and you had to sacrifice your hand and bet so the rest would win, would you do it??" Ploppies think it only applies to someone else and not them!
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    Quote Originally Posted by refinery View Post
    Holy shit. AT THE TABLE. Why are you guys talking so much at the table?
    Because some of us can chew gum and walk down the street at the same time??
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigJer View Post
    I asked one "If you were at 3rd base and you had to sacrifice your hand and bet so the rest would win, would you do it??" Ploppies think it only applies to someone else and not them!
    A ploppy once screamed at me...... I lost the hand because you didn't hit your 16. Anyone ever wonder why I prefer heads up?. Oh yeah.....hands per hour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigJer View Post
    Because some of us can chew gum and walk down the street at the same time??
    How's your class coming along?

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    Quote Originally Posted by refinery View Post
    How's your class coming along?
    Is that supposed to be a smart ass comment? Actually I'm working on a big project dealing with automotive airbags.
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    Favorites of ploppies are how another player drew a card that would've made the dealer bust. Recreating hands is a favorite. Ploppies are extremely result oriented and not at process oriented.

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    My most memorable ploppy quote is from an old lady back in my own ploppy days: "I'll never double down an 11 because I could get an ace!"... LOL

    I personally like to say "gotta lock my winnings" when scaling down my spread after the count goes down... Also "I was hoping on a streak!" when I let my min bet ride even below TC -1 until it loses, and I hapen go win 3+ hands at a strong disadvantage lol.

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    After some weird index double down play, "I double everything!". "I'm trying to win my money back". "You know what I want, I want my money back"

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    When someone leave the table for whatever reason, I spread to more hands and said "flow of card" if count is high but wong out at neg count also said "flow of card". One time a smart dealer winked at me during his dealing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freightman View Post
    Along the same vein
    Ploppy girl after winning several hands in a row, exclaims - it usually comes in spurts. What a coincidence, I quipped.
    Asking a ploppy if she would mind me playing behind her, she exclaims...ummm...errr..... I’m married.

    Have lots more, just have to think about them.

    And the new all time winner - Freightman playing heads up against the very cute dealer and commenting on her delightful floral tattoos on her arm - she replied - I have quite the bush!

    Thinking carefully, I finally commented - I don’t think I’ll touch that one!

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    Nice reply!

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    OK, I have to post this before Freightman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS3LWOTCW4A
    "I don't think outside the box; I think of what I can do with the box." - Henri Matisse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm View Post
    OK, I have to post this before Freightman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS3LWOTCW4A
    Have no fear. I wouldn’t snatch it away.

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