Best one liners to make you be a ploppy

[RatherNotGiveMyRealName]

Why are you people doing so much talking?

It’s a forum.

[JBourne]

Hey guys, I was wondering if anyone had some good quotes to make you seem like an idiot. Even if you already are.

"So how does that insurance thingy work? One of these times I am going to have to try it out."

"I'm going to insure that 20 but not my lousy 15, it's not worth saving"

"I'm going to hit this because you just busted me on that one" or "That double sucked, I'm just going to hit this one"

"I need to play a different spot, this one isn't working! Crap, now this one isn't working."

"Do I need my face cards to be the same in order to split them? My grandpa always told me that splitting kings was his trick to win big"

"I might as well double this hand because I'm only going to take one card no matter what."

"Dude, that was a sick hit, you saved the whole table!"

"Can you add these up for me? I don't want to screw it up."

[refinery]

It’s a forum.

Holy shit. AT THE TABLE. Why are you guys talking so much at the table?

[Old, but not dead]

Why are you people doing so much talking?

Because talking is the best cover.

I don't talk like a ploppy, because my play will give me away. i will however talk like a degenerate gambler.

"notice how hot the craps table is?" (or "I just have to go and throw a bet on the pass line" when time to Wong out)

"who do you like in tonight's game?" (or "I have to go a place a bet on that tip right now" when time to Wong out)

"Wow that table looks hot!" / "Wow this table is cold" (when Wonging out/in to a better table/less players etc.)

Talk poker, sports, craps....I try not to talk blackjack....my response is usually "they are your cards, play them however you like" and try to shift the conversation to Monday Night Football

[ZeeBabar]

Holy shit. AT THE TABLE. Why are you guys talking so much at the table?

Its why many of us go to a casino. It’s not just the money, it’s the company, the comraderie (dealer, pit girl, boobs exposed hostess, the funny regulars, etc), it’s a way to pass time, it’s cover, etc.

[RatherNotGiveMyRealName]

Holy shit. AT THE TABLE. Why are you guys talking so much at the table?

Ah, that makes more sense. I don’t do that much talking at the table but when I do, I make sure to sound like a troglodyte.

[Counting_Is_Fun]

A good one I heard the other day was a 16 v dealer 10. The ploppy goes...”You never hit 16 ever.” In dead serious mode.

Maybe that was me. I never hit my 16 v dealer 10.

[nighterfighter]

A good one I heard the other day was a 16 v dealer 10. The ploppy goes...”You never hit 16 ever.” In dead serious mode.

Maybe that was me. I never hit my 16 v dealer 10.

Is it because you surrender instead? Or only play in positive counts?

[Bricklayer]

I was thinking of that too^^^. Seems like an overall good cover play considering the ev lost is minimal. All while “playing wrong.” Cool.

[blueman]

When you double down, just scream "MONKEY"

[nighterfighter]

When you double down, just scream "MONKEY"

But I don't want a face card when I double my hard 12s...

[blueman]

But I don't want a face card when I double my hard 12s...

Then yell "ZERO"

[Shalako]

When they ask me what I do for a living I tell them I am with the "Mattress Police". The boss usually has to think on that for a bit...