See the top rated post in this thread. Click here

Page 1 of 9 123 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 13 of 108

Thread: Tales from the dark side. Vegas prostitutes

  1. #1


    1 out of 2 members found this post helpful. Did you find this post helpful? Yes | No

    Tales from the dark side. Vegas prostitutes

    Okay I know know everyone is not as pure as the wind driven snow. Myself included. I started this thread to hear of experiences some have had with prostitutes. Here goes mine. Please keep the stupid and what were you thinking comments to a minimum.

    After years and years of hanging out in Vegas and being hit on countless times. I finally caved in to temptation. One gal hit me up that I found to be extremely attractive and yes, about half my age. We talked for a while, exchanged cell numbers and agreed to meet me at casino X the next night.

    Next night comes around. She texts me says she will be there around 6'ish. "Okay sounds good" I say. So 6pm rolls around I'm looking and looking. Don't see her. I give up and start walking the strip scouting tables looking for beatable games. Get back to casino X about 10pm and not thinking of her anymore when low and behold I practically step on her cutting thru the tables heading to my room.

    So for some small talk and to break the ice we sit down at a Free Bet Blackjack table and play cards for a half hour or so, just chatting and killing time. After agreeing on a price. Eventually we head up to my the room. She turned out to be quite the talker and we chatted for a good hour or maybe 2 in the room. So we take a shower then get in bed. And I'm not kidding when I say the sex was outstanding! Afterwards I don't want her to leave. I ask her to sleep with me for the night and told her I would give almost triple the money of what we talked about. She agreed. We slept until around noon. Then got up took another shower together and had some very hot sex again. After that we parted ways. This is where it got bad.

    So I start my usual routine of walking the strip and hole carding. The day turns into evening I head to my room to get some sleep. I wake up later in the night. Now during the day I had been losing money. So I go into my room safe to get more cash and guess what? No cash in the safe! I was stunned, shocked, numb, whatever. I could not believe it. 4 grand gone but my credit cards were still there. Fortunately it was not all my money. I had cash in a safe deposit box at the cage. But still was rattled and upset none the less.

    I made several mistakes that night. If I had thought it out better I could have avoided the theft and still had all the great sex. Here are the mistakes I made.

    1. Just don't mess around with prostitutes
    2. When I checked into my room I used a kiosk. And it gave me two keys. The extra one I left by the TV in the room. Which she took and then came back later when I wasn't around and stole the money.
    3. If you are gonna have hooker in the room. Leave all your money(except for the agreed upon price or whatever you are willing to have stolen)and CC's in safe deposit box at the cage.

    So in the end it was a embarrassing incident to say the least. After realizing the theft I texted her and told her. "You would have made a lot more money from me in the long run if you had not stole from me". Of course she never replied back. Lesson learned like I said.
    Last edited by Solo player; 01-20-2019 at 04:54 PM.
    "I think, therfore I can't play blackjack."
    Arnold Snyder, Blackbelt in Blackjack pg. 229 (2005)

  2. #2


    Did you find this post helpful? Yes | No
    Trick rolled.

  3. #3


    2 out of 2 members found this post helpful. Did you find this post helpful? Yes | No
    Quote Originally Posted by Solo player View Post

    After realizing the theft I texted her and told her. "You would have made a lot more money from me in the long run if she had not stole from me". Of course she never replied back. Lesson learned like I said.
    Ploppies are only interested in short term results, screwing without regard to SCORE, paying no attention to n0, though likely displaying various prolific talents for the Illustrious 69.

    Pos5 is likely bang on.

  4. #4
    Senior Member Bubbles's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    South West
    Posts
    957


    Did you find this post helpful? Yes | No
    I hugged a stripper once.

    Sent from my SM-G955U using Tapatalk

  5. #5


    1 out of 1 members found this post helpful. Did you find this post helpful? Yes | No
    How did she open the safe?

  6. #6


    Did you find this post helpful? Yes | No
    Quote Originally Posted by Banker View Post
    How did she open the safe?
    Hotel room safes are apparently not that hard to open.

  7. #7


    Did you find this post helpful? Yes | No
    Quote Originally Posted by Banker View Post
    How did she open the safe?
    Room safes are a four digit codes. How hard can it be?
    "I think, therfore I can't play blackjack."
    Arnold Snyder, Blackbelt in Blackjack pg. 229 (2005)

  8. #8
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    3rd rock from Sol, Milky Way Galaxy
    Posts
    14,158


    Did you find this post helpful? Yes | No
    All I have to say is you are lucky you had a relatively small amount of money in your safe.

  9. #9


    Did you find this post helpful? Yes | No
    Years ago BJ21 had a post of the month on prostitutes. It listed all the do's and dont's. I think BJ21 has all of the posts of the month saved.

  10. #10


    1 out of 1 members found this post helpful. Did you find this post helpful? Yes | No
    Real question here is.... did you kiss her on the lips??

  11. #11


    Did you find this post helpful? Yes | No
    "Black Widow" move , or some pimp comes in and said you mess with my woman? Nothing is cheap in Vegas , even at triple the price . IMO get referral for stuff like this .

  12. #12


    Did you find this post helpful? Yes | No
    Quote Originally Posted by Solo player View Post
    Room safes are a four digit codes. How hard can it be?
    10,000 possibilities

  13. #13


    Did you find this post helpful? Yes | No
    Quote Originally Posted by Freightman View Post
    Ploppies are only interested in short term results, screwing without regard to SCORE, paying no attention to n0, though likely displaying various prolific talents for the Illustrious 69.

    Pos5 is likely bang on.
    Illustrious 69...hahahaha! Brilliant!

    Sent from my SM-J730F using Tapatalk

Page 1 of 9 123 ... LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. von: playing the dark side
    By von in forum Las Vegas Everything
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 08-30-2005, 11:29 AM
  2. Replies: 1
    Last Post: 06-11-2005, 09:33 AM
  3. MB: Kudos from the Dark Side
    By MB in forum Blackjack Main
    Replies: 12
    Last Post: 06-10-2005, 06:15 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

About Blackjack: The Forum

BJTF is an advantage player site based on the principles of comity. That is, civil and considerate behavior for the mutual benefit of all involved. The goal of advantage play is the legal extraction of funds from gaming establishments by gaining a mathematic advantage and developing the skills required to use that advantage. To maximize our success, it is important to understand that we are all on the same side. Personal conflicts simply get in the way of our goals.