If you wore a plaid skirt like a real Scotsman, who do not wear anything under those skirts, makes the scratching much easier. Just don't sit at 1st, or 3rd base as ladies directly across the aisle will be fighting over seats. The pit boss lady will likely come over and say I know you are playing un-rated sir but I am going to comp you a steak dinner anyway, as you seem to be drawing in business.
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