338 pages and 4719 threads later and I know some of you better than your own families
Here is what I've learned:
Your bankroll isn't big enough
You haven't practiced enough
Get the cv software
Read the following books modern bj bj attack bb in bj
Your bankroll is too small
You will introduce yourself, state your excitement, improperly train, and never be heard from again
The best count is the one you can use comfortably, without error, that allows you to attend to the other aspects of counting - anyone who says otherwise is selling something
Tthree WILL answer your question - the response will not be brief
Talking about tracking shuffling machines will reduce your credibility by several orders of magnitude
If you quote math that makes no sense Don will tell you that it makes no sense - he will not spare your feelings
You haven't practiced nearly enough
Noone is going to tell you where the juicy games are in your area - find them yourself and then make your donation to their bottom line
Blackjack isn't what it used to be - we all know that - make the best of what's out there or go pretend you know what youre doing at poker like everyone else
You will be much more humble at your first introductory post than you are at your thousandth post telling someone they don't have a big enough bankroll
You don't have a big enough bankroll
You will ask if counting is worth it - you will not get the answer you want
The longest threads will have nothing to do with blackjack
Youre playing too long, spreading too much, and probably moving your lips
Your win means nothing - it cannot be stressed enough - it is short term variance and nothing more and we insist that you stop feeling good about it immediately
Tip. Don't tip. Do anything you desire with tipping except ask about it
Don't go to the cage after a back off - that's where the good cameras are and you will be making surveillance look at your gross face in high def
If you want the numbers on a game include the rules and penetration so we can more accurately tell you that you won't win
The answer to the third base/first base question is - practice more. Also, third base is better for PE, they are equal for BC, and your bankroll is too small.
Zen Master flashes' posts are beyond reproach even if his vocabulary choices aren't
If you know of a juicy opportunity keep your big, dumb, snausage-hole shut - then pm me
APing is a stressfull endeavor - giving zeebabar the business is highly recommended relief
Yes we are mean and unforgiving - so are most critters - consider it a training experience
If your having trouble with the "flow" of the cards try Mydol or extra large Tampax
Yeah yeah yeah you're getting really into counting - you're bankroll is too small
And finally..
Zengrifter is banned : content deleted
Much love,
- David
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Originally Posted by Freightman
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