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    [QUOTE=Freightman;224332]Nice to know. I shall endeavour to perservere.

    No, you shall endeavo[u]r to persevere.

    Don

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    Not in Canada.
    "I don't think outside the box; I think of what I can do with the box." - Henri Matisse

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    In Canada they preserve-re like deliciously ripe black raspberry preserves on home made toast with a glass of extra cold milk.

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    Don
    Relax. Take a couple of days and visit north of the 49th. Who knows. Maybe you and the wife might conceive. Pretty sure my first son was conceived at the Kilmorey.

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    I didn't realise that one of the essential skills of a BJ professional was pedantry :-)
    I shall endeavour to conform to all things grammatical. My sincerest apologies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glosterricky View Post
    I didn't realise that one of the essential skills of a BJ professional was pedantry :-)
    I shall endeavour to conform to all things grammatical. My sincerest apologies
    Don't worry about Don. He us somewhat if a perfectionist, though he does need to loosen his shorts.
    Feel free to endeavour to perservere. See link on post 32. He disdains my typing skills. Come to think of it, so do I .

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    Let us clarify a few things:

    I am a septuagenarian sesquipedalian.
    I am not one saddled with
    dyscalculia.
    I am decrepit and senescent though.
    I am indeed an insufferable pedant.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ZenMaster_Flash View Post

    Let us clarify a few things:

    I am a septuagenarian sesquipedalian.
    I am not one saddled with
    dyscalculia.
    I am decrepit and senescent though.
    I am indeed an insufferable pedant.

    I scratch my balls when they itch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moses View Post
    ...or when they don't.
    Actually, I do sometimes. Every so often, while clothed, an inadvertent motion causes a ball scrunch. So, a tug to loosen your shorts with a quick ball scratch, provides relief.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freightman View Post
    "I scratch my balls when they itch."

    Differential Diagnosis: pruritis, scrotal, bilateral, moderate, secondary to Canadian Card Counting.

    Rx . . .

    Bathe your nutsack in buttermilk and
    relax. All will be well in a week, when
    your genitalia disappear while asleep.
    Last edited by ZenMaster_Flash; 06-25-2017 at 03:56 PM.

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    Can you actually keep a running count using your testicles? The progress of science nowadays ... :-)

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    Come on guys. Stop messing up a good thread.
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    A lot of us are perfectionists. I think it comes with the type of personality needed to become proficient in counting because of how detail oriented we need to be. Don is the best proof reader we have. It is the internet too; no typo gets over looked, lol. Some of us are strongly compelled and perhaps even enjoy correcting a thing or two.

    Keep up with the entries ^.^ I am enjoying them.

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