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    If success comes with this sort of attitude and demeanor, I'll gladly choose to be a failure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcallister3200 View Post
    If success comes with this sort of attitude and demeanor, I'll gladly choose to be a failure.
    I, for one, welcome our snarky new AP overlord.
    =P

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    You're right, I'm sorry I love you chumps. I say chumps because you've been duped, just like people who believe the twin towers were taken down with only thermite, not knowing it was really nukes under each building. Card counting appears in all the cool movies, I love the scenes myself, like the scene in the Hangover, Rainman, etc. This is because they want you to study this, which is extremely difficult to master, and most people lose money at it. But someone knows about what I'm talking about. Sometimes the real stuff doesn't appear on google, just like you can't find much if anything about 911 and nukes. But you will find tons about controlled demolition.

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    Has anyone here been backed off or 86ed for wearing a tin foil hat at the table?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm View Post
    You can stop the name-calling anytime you wish. It is not useful.
    But why. It adds to the ambience. Further, he's a legend in his own mind. Very humorous thread.

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    I'm starting to worry that there may be no hope for you all. It seems that maybe all of you have taken the blue pill? No one has even asked me what the pebble in the ripple effect is. By the way the term ripple effect is the one I invented for the true way to beat the game of blackjack. You will never see me Morgenstern myself. In fact you will never even hear my name used in relation to Blackjack. If the world found out this information Blackjack would cease to exist on the face of the Earth in about 2 years. It's called always being the best student in my math classes up to calculus. It's called feeling there is an answer out there and trying every possible means to beat the freaking game of blackjack, and wipe that smirk off the Dealer's face that thinks they are unbeatable. No one has tried as many different ideas as me. No one has brainstormed and looked for patterns and taken hours and hours of tallies and notes. But I do sincerely wish you all the best. At least with basic strategy and flatbetting you can have a good time at the casino for practically free, maybe just stick to that :-)

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    "I don't think outside the box; I think of what I can do with the box." - Henri Matisse

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    Quote Originally Posted by drunk View Post
    it's brilliant. nobody has ever thought of that before. i hope you're ready. you're going to be swamped with book and movie offers.
    And then there is all those autograph sessions. Hall of fame dinners.

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    Haha

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    Yes I could be famous if I wanted to. The first mathematician to beat a game of chance. In fact beat the snot out of it. I could easily win the $30,000 betting system challenge on vegasclick, and have my name on the website for a year. Big deal, and like i said that would ruin the game for myself and others.

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    So if you are not counting, what signals the 5 large bets per 100 hands? I heard of the whipple effect, something about soft toilet tissues. The nipple effect - bet big when the cocktail waitress asks if you want a drink. Of course, that's more like 10 times an hour. Ripple effect?

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    There maybe 3, 7 or 25 large bets per hour. it depends on what size pebble has been thrown into the pond.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 200% View Post
    There maybe 3, 7 or 25 large bets per hour. it depends on what size pebble has been thrown into the pond.
    I thought we wanted to throw rocks, not pebbles?

    Also, do we get to do the limbo, matrix style, under these ripples?

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