Another night at the casino...

[Freightman]

Okay, DD no hole card game. Bonehead to my left is betting more than me is losing. Dumbo to my right is betting even bigger and he's losing. Deck starts heating up, we are all winning. I split to 2 hands, and the bonehead says what the hell are you doing. I comment that I don't recall having told him how to play his hand. He's pissed.

I leave the table for a quick whiz. Get back, bonehead and dumbo have recruited dickhead to crowd my right side, not allowing me to spread to 2, leaving 1 share open between dickhead and dumbo. The innocent bystander plops down to my left. Im playing this ridiculous scenario making a comment or 2 to the conspiring conspirators. Critter comes to the table, bonehead is begging for another table, dumbo is joining the frenzy, both accusing me of their losses. Through a series of curcumstances, I know what everyone has, which is pretty much shit, note the monstrous TC, regale the conspiracy as requested, and with my turn to play, perfect timing for the critter standing there, not having done this in years, or possibly ever, split 10's v dealer 6. Bonehead and dumbo go nuts, dick head is having apoplexy, and I turn to bonehead stating, don't even think of telling me how to play the hand.

Well, there's only 1 winner at this hand, and that's me. I reimburse the innocent bystander (making a point), and other than the innocent guy, the table is empty and a new one is being set up. Didnt see much harm, it was a quick hit and run 5 hour session, or was it 7, big spread on a DD game. Left comfortably up with no repercussions.

[klove]

Okay, DD no hole card game. Bonehead to my left is betting more than me is losing. Dumbo to my right is betting even bigger and he's losing. Deck starts heating up, we are all winning. I split to 2 hands, and the bonehead says what the hell are you doing. I comment that I don't recall having told him how to play his hand. He's pissed.

I leave the table for a quick whiz. Get back, bonehead and dumbo have recruited dickhead to crowd my right side, not allowing me to spread to 2, leaving 1 share open between dickhead and dumbo. The innocent bystander plops down to my left. Im playing this ridiculous scenario making a comment or 2 to the conspiring conspirators. Critter comes to the table, bonehead is begging for another table, dumbo is joining the frenzy, both accusing me of their losses. Through a series of curcumstances, I know what everyone has, which is pretty much shit, note the monstrous TC, regale the conspiracy as requested, and with my turn to play, perfect timing for the critter standing there, not having done this in years, or possibly ever, split 10's v dealer 6. Bonehead and dumbo go nuts, dick head is having apoplexy, and I turn to bonehead stating, don't even think of telling me how to play the hand.

Well, there's only 1 winner at this hand, and that's me. I reimburse the innocent bystander (making a point), and other than the innocent guy, the table is empty and a new one is being set up. Didnt see much harm, it was a quick hit and run 5 hour session, or was it 7, big spread on a DD game. Left comfortably up with no repercussions.

Haha thats a good one but how the hell do you get away camping out at a DD game?!

[Freightman]

Haha thats a good one but how the hell do you get away camping out at a DD game?!

In Sweaty downtown Vegas, a 1-7 spread with shitty rules and lousy pen caused premature ejaculation on the critters, causing them to jump stomach down on the table, hiding their, by pocket, Indiscretion.

In Real Estate parlance - location location location. Same city, different store, same game and rules 25-2x500. Location location location.

[BJGenius007]

Haha thats a good one but how the hell do you get away camping out at a DD game?!

It is jut a story. Not what really happened. :-)

[Freightman]

It is jut a story. Not what really happened. :-)

Oi, a bissel petzel know it all.

[davethebuilder]

Okay, DD no hole card game. Bonehead to my left is betting more than me is losing. Dumbo to my right is betting even bigger and he's losing. Deck starts heating up, we are all winning. I split to 2 hands, and the bonehead says what the hell are you doing. I comment that I don't recall having told him how to play his hand. He's pissed.

I leave the table for a quick whiz. Get back, bonehead and dumbo have recruited dickhead to crowd my right side, not allowing me to spread to 2, leaving 1 share open between dickhead and dumbo. The innocent bystander plops down to my left. Im playing this ridiculous scenario making a comment or 2 to the conspiring conspirators. Critter comes to the table, bonehead is begging for another table, dumbo is joining the frenzy, both accusing me of their losses. Through a series of curcumstances, I know what everyone has, which is pretty much shit, note the monstrous TC, regale the conspiracy as requested, and with my turn to play, perfect timing for the critter standing there, not having done this in years, or possibly ever, split 10's v dealer 6. Bonehead and dumbo go nuts, dick head is having apoplexy, and I turn to bonehead stating, don't even think of telling me how to play the hand.

Well, there's only 1 winner at this hand, and that's me. I reimburse the innocent bystander (making a point), and other than the innocent guy, the table is empty and a new one is being set up. Didnt see much harm, it was a quick hit and run 5 hour session, or was it 7, big spread on a DD game. Left comfortably up with no repercussions.

I always enjoy reading your descriptive analogies.

[jimmybond007]

At a local joint there is a nice lady ploppy who I see often and make small talk with. One day at the table I'm sitting in the middle, a guy at first and she is at third base. Counts up and the dealer has a 5 showing and I'm dealt an A8. I double my hand, she immediately starts grumbling and the dealer draws a 17 and I drew a face and won my doubled max bet, guy at first had 20 so he was fine but she was betting table min and proceeds to start yelling, cursing and screaming at me pretty loudly about how I screwed everyone over while she was the only one who lost. I was kind of shocked how angry she got since she is normally so nice. Five minutes later she was fine and starting talking to me again... Oh well not all ploppies are bad. I was able vulture a double down once for a ploppy who ran out of chips. The bet lost and he left the table. He came back with more money from the ATM and starts playing again and gave me my money back. Great play there getting a free shot at a double.

[Freightman]

I always enjoy reading your descriptive analogies.

I enjoy writing them.

[Freightman]

Bare in mind. Mr. Freighter was a world class wrestler. This might not be the best course for weasel head. But what a great story.

Maybe before I blew out my knees and shoulders.

Did I ever tell you about this move (in Rocky parlance) i invented. I called it - The Proctologists Gambit. I named it after a great scramble. A lot of fast moving to get the point as I headed for a waste ride. But he was pretty fast too, and my thumb went up his ass.

The beauty of the move is that it creates an involuntary butt squeeze which relaxes all the major muscle groups, allowing fir a quick flip to the back, and pin.

Another day, I may reveal the secrets of the famous step over triple toe hold.

[ZenMaster_Flash]

I just pictured Freightman as "Killer Kowalski"; he of the infamous "claw hold"

[Freightman]

I just pictured Freightman as "Killer Kowalski"; he of the infamous "claw hold"

That was over 50 years ago. My mother loved to hate killer Kowalski.
Fir those interested
https://youtu.be/gEva5YFP-H0

I liked Sweet Daddy Siki
https://youtu.be/GItKdwSEtKw

[ZenMaster_Flash]

"I liked Sweet Daddy Siki"

Do you recall "Haystacks Calhoun" ?

Who can forget "Gorgeous George" ?

[Freightman]

Do you recall "Haystacks Calhoun" ?

Yes

Who can forget "Gorgeous George" ?

You'll neve guess what I named my schvantz.