...showed up to a strip casino and back-counted a shoe for about two hands, nagging if I minded if you came in on like the last hand, not realizing the true count was about -6. Then when the count went up to plus 1.5 on the next shoe, you unilaterally decided my name was Adam, and asked me if I minded if you go to two hands...which I did, but I feigned nonchalance. When the count dipped to +1, you placed a camouflage bet larger than any previous bets and lost--unless your count is weaker than mine and it was an anomalous divergence. Then when the count dipped further, which it did shortly after the 4 hands or so in positive territory, you continued playing two hands at double the minimum as more camouflage. Then near the end of the shoe, when the count was safely negative and not coming back, you dropped to one hand, but stacked it with red to make it look bigger than it was, as if it was all-in-bet. And I used your erratic behavior as an opportunity to wong out, and watch you lose. Then you pulled out a bunch of chips and colored up after your all-in-bet because you were actually just wonging out and probably wanted larger denomination chips to carry.
Your camo definitely made me think you suck at counting, so maybe it worked.
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