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    You might be a card counter...

    If getting a blackjack pisses you off while min betting, because you just picked up two more minus cards.

    Keep it going.
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    You might be a card counter if you:

    Count license plate numbers +1, 0, -1, while driving...........
    "Women and cats will do as they please, and Men and dogs should just relax and get used to the idea" --- Robert A. Heinlein

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    When you hear someone say spread, strip, penetration, bust, exposed, stiff, third base, BJ, expectation, peeking, bottoms; and think they're talking about blackjack.
    "I don't think outside the box; I think of what I can do with the box." - Henri Matisse

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    You actually hit soft18.

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    If you hear the words "deep penetration" and you start getting hot and bothered!

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    If you pass a road sign that vertically displays "Exit 65" and you have the urge to double down.

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    Dang, I got a LOT more of these, but I guess I oughta give others a chance to post.

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    You might be a card counter if spending two hours in a casino and never playing a hand is not considered a waste of time.
    Play within your bankroll, pick your games with care and learn everything you can about the game. The winning will come. It has to. It's in the cards. -- Bryce Carlson

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    You can spot another counter at your pitch game table within ten hands, while the pit stumbles around for an hour trying to figure it out.
    Luck is nothing more than probability taken personally!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KJ View Post
    ......if you are slimey, with 4 toes, short limbs, a tail and look like a lizard.
    Hey Now! What casino have you been part time working in lately, BEHIND THE TABLES?
    "Women and cats will do as they please, and Men and dogs should just relax and get used to the idea" --- Robert A. Heinlein

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    Your last name is WONG! or you go to MIT , Stanford

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    You might be a card counter if you ask the floor to lower the minimum bet from $15 down to $10, then ten minutes later you are betting two hands at $300 each.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoSox View Post
    You might be a card counter if you ask the floor to lower the minimum bet from $15 down to $10, then ten minutes later you are betting two hands at $300 each.
    Never done that and do not even want to do that.

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