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    "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

    George Carlin

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    Blackjack will test your soul, your character, and the very fiber of your being.
    Don Schlesinger.

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    Or, as Einstein said:

    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
    "I don't think outside the box; I think of what I can do with the box." - Henri Matisse

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    having a smoking section in a casino is like having a peeing section in a pool

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    Quote Originally Posted by smallcapgrowth View Post
    having a smoking section in a casino is like having a peeing section in a pool
    Hilarious! Did you come up with that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by smallcapgrowth View Post
    having a smoking section in a casino is like having a peeing section in a pool
    In my area smoking is banned in virtually all gaming venues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 21forme View Post
    Hilarious! Did you come up with that?
    pretty sure i never heard of it before

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    "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker."

    Ogden Nash
    "I don't think outside the box; I think of what I can do with the box." - Henri Matisse

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    "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than have to have a frontal lobotomy"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gronbog View Post
    "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than have to have a frontal lobotomy"
    Saw Waits do that on Fernwood Tonight, long, long ago.
    "I don't think outside the box; I think of what I can do with the box." - Henri Matisse

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    "In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."

    Steven Wright
    "I don't think outside the box; I think of what I can do with the box." - Henri Matisse

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    First the doctor told me the good news- I was going to have a disease named after me....

    Steve Martin

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    By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy; if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.

    Socrates
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    My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b*tch.

    Jack Nicholson

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