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    Admin edit: Removed. Keep it non-political.
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    Celebrate other peoples achievments more than your own.

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    Talent wins games, teamwork wins championships.

    Michael Jordan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kat View Post
    Admin edit: Removed. Keep it non-political.
    Tap the bottle, Mike.


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    Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

    I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. -- Mark Twain

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    You Guys forgot the most recent quotes:

    "It says here we should work as teams. Phil, want to be my spotter?"

    And lest we forget, the best one yet

    " Card counting is frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane."

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    "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

    George Carlin

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    Blackjack will test your soul, your character, and the very fiber of your being.
    Don Schlesinger.

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    Or, as Einstein said:

    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
    "I don't think outside the box; I think of what I can do with the box." - Henri Matisse

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    having a smoking section in a casino is like having a peeing section in a pool

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    Quote Originally Posted by smallcapgrowth View Post
    having a smoking section in a casino is like having a peeing section in a pool
    Hilarious! Did you come up with that?

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