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    Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
    "I don't think outside the box; I think of what I can do with the box." - Henri Matisse

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    There are two kinds of people in this world: the ones that look at the glass half empty, and the ones that drink the water and sell the glass.

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    I spent most of my money on booze and wild women. The rest, I wasted!

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    When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe then you'll be successful

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    Quote Originally Posted by 21forme View Post
    There are other players at the table?
    Love this one. Always makes me laugh.

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    Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

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    I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong

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    Admin edit: Removed. Keep it non-political.
    Last edited by Norm; 01-06-2014 at 12:59 PM.

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    Celebrate other peoples achievments more than your own.

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    Talent wins games, teamwork wins championships.

    Michael Jordan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kat View Post
    Admin edit: Removed. Keep it non-political.
    Tap the bottle, Mike.


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    Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

    I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. -- Mark Twain

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    You Guys forgot the most recent quotes:

    "It says here we should work as teams. Phil, want to be my spotter?"

    And lest we forget, the best one yet

    " Card counting is frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane."

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