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  1. 02-18-2017, 02:29 PM #404
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    Quote Originally Posted by stopgambling View Post
    Silence is golden ,
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  3. 02-18-2017, 05:24 PM #406
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  5. 02-21-2017, 10:36 AM #408
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    "Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire." - Steven Wright
    "I don't think outside the box; I think of what I can do with the box." - Henri Matisse
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm View Post
    "Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire." - Steven Wright
    Orthodox Jews, especially chassidim, have rules prohibiting dancing at certain life functions, like weddings, and thus, the mechitza goes up, so that women dance with women, and men dance with men. (Don't knock it - these things are a blast).

    The chassidic couple went to the rebbe for advice on their upcoming marriage. The inexperienced couple neededadvice of a carnal nature. The groom to be asked the rebbe about the acceptability of various sexual positions that the couple could enjoy. In each and every case, the rebbe responded - no problem, it's wonderful, it's a mitzvah, G_d approves.

    Finally, the groom to be asks the rebbe - what about standing up. The rebbe responds - absolutely not. The groom to be responds - I'm puzzled, if it's okay in every other conceivable position, why not standing up. The rebbe's stern response was - because, it might lead to dancing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigdaddy View Post
    "When ten men tell you that you're drunk, you'd better sit down." - Bigdaddy's dad
    Maybe they're not smart enough to understand what was just said. Ooooo.
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  8. 02-24-2017, 08:39 AM #411
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    Quote Originally Posted by drunk View Post
    i've looked at life from both sides now
    from up and down and still somehow
    it's life's illusions I recall
    i really don't know life at all





    lyrics joni mitchell


    Subtitle: Why I never learn anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drunk View Post
    i've looked at life from both sides now
    from up and down and still somehow
    it's life's illusions I recall
    i really don't know life at all

    lyrics joni mitchell
    Both Sides Now was written by Joni Mitchell, but first sung by Baez. But, here's the other side of that song. Instead of the sweet voices of Mitchell, and Baez, the other side is the gravely, whisky voice of Dave von Ronk:

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  11. 02-24-2017, 11:52 PM #414
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    Hitchens' razor: "What can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence."
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