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    "I'm sorry sir, we don't have any more rooms"

    "Well what if the president came to town, would you have a room for him?"

    "Yes sir, we would have a room for him."

    "Well he isn't coming, give me his room!"

    -former mlb umpire Jim Evans

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    "that ball hit his hands, that's a foul ball. His hands are part of the bat!"

    " Ok you think hands are part of the bat, go down to Dicks Sporting Goods and buy a bat with hands attached"

    -Former mlb umpire Jim Evans

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    the waiter at my favorite Chinese restaurant always recommends my favorite dish:




    .....................................FLIED LICE.................................................. ...................politically incorrect I know but let me skate

    Of course what I'm saying is true. I saw it ON THE INTERNET

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    Let's see you pronounce Cantonese.
    "It is impossible to begin to learn that which one thinks one already knows." -Epictetus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm View Post
    Let's see you pronounce Cantonese.
    What are you looking for when he does it? Does it make him look funny?

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    What about the guy that backed into the propeller? "Rectum?" "Nope killed him."

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    I just ran across this one today:

    "If you're going to go up the wall whenever you hear Garth Brooks sing something then you probably shouldn't be a gambler." -Bob Dancer

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