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    Quote Originally Posted by Old new guy View Post
    While chit-chatting with dealer about the crazy play of another player (yes, there were other players ), I commented how bizarre it was for the other player to be betting $1000 and be doubling 13 v 5. Dealer said “he may have been counting.” Playing along, I said I couldn’t imagine any situation where it would be right to make that double. Dealer said “if the count was high, it would be”…… now you know


    that one is good - the one that never dies is this one:


    you're sitting at a table with a ploppy - you notice he has a fair amount of chips - you make some chit chat and say - "looks like you're doin' okay"



    and he replies:



    yeah, I'm playing with the house's money




    truly a classic
    believe half of what you see...........and none of what you hear..............Edgar Allan Poe

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    Quote Originally Posted by drunk View Post
    that one is good - the one that never dies is this one:


    you're sitting at a table with a ploppy - you notice he has a fair amount of chips - you make some chit chat and say - "looks like you're doin' okay"



    and he replies:



    yeah, I'm playing with the house's money




    truly a classic
    Yes lol and it will probably soon be the “house’s” money again

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    The casino gave and the casino hath taken away; blessed be the name of the casino.

    Job 1:21


    "Croyez ceux qui cherchent la vérité, doutez de ceux qui la trouvent." --André Gide

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    The casino gave and the casino hath taken away; blessed be the name of the casino.

    Job 1:21


    As long as we’re commenting biblically.

    https://youtu.be/1cd5qTx-jtA

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    just one more from the movie "Naked Gun"



    Lieutenant Dreben is working undercover in prison amongst dangerous felons - and he remarks:




    "I was like a midget at a urinal. I was going to have to stay on my toes."




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    believe half of what you see...........and none of what you hear..............Edgar Allan Poe

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    never half ass 2 different things

    it's much better to whole ass just one thing


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    believe half of what you see...........and none of what you hear..............Edgar Allan Poe

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