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    i am quoting myself. this is my suggestion for a corporate slogan for UBER:




    AT UBER ONLY A VERY SMALL PERCENTAGE OF OUR DRIVERS RAPE OR BEAT UP AND ROB THEIR PASSENGERS

    AND WHEN THEY DO WE DON'T LET THEM DRIVE FOR US ANYMORE

    BECAUSE WE'RE UBER - A FORWARD LOOKING COMPANY - INNOVATING FOR YOU
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    Well, it needs to be put to music for an effective ad campaign.
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    "He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr

    "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas

    "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends..." - Oscar Wilde

    In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand

    "He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

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    "Everyone wants to be rich, but nobody wants to work for it." -Ryan Howard [The Office]

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    Good idea-movie quotes:
    The Godfather: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"

    "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"

    "Leave the gun. Take the Canolies."

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    "A point of view can be a dangerous luxury when substituted for insight and understanding."

    Marschall McLuhan
    "I don't think outside the box; I think of what I can do with the box." - Henri Matisse

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    A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. Doug Larson


    Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns


    Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. Benjamin Franklin


    Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. Anthony Burgess
    "I don't think outside the box; I think of what I can do with the box." - Henri Matisse

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    Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. George Santyana

    We learn from history that we do not learn from history. Friedrich Hegel

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    Ajudge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.

    -- H. L. Mencken
    "I don't think outside the box; I think of what I can do with the box." - Henri Matisse

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    The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. General George Patton

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    War is the continuation of politics by other means. Carl von Clausewitz

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