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    I love to go the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around.

    Ernest Hemingway

    "I've got 2 grand in my pocket that's itchin to turn into 12 bucks and a hangover" gambler's song

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gronbog View Post
    Does that make Peter Griffin the "reason of blackjack"?
    Please retype the above so that I can understand your question.


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    Is that anything like the Season of the Witch?

    "It is impossible to begin to learn that which one thinks one already knows." -Epictetus

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZenMaster_Flash View Post
    Please retype the above so that I can understand your question.

    It's a play on the quote and the picture on the back cover of the edition of The Theory of Blackjack that I have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gronbog View Post
    " ... the edition of The Theory of Blackjack that I have."
    The book is extremely inexpensive. The (final) 6th ed. has a few changes,
    e.g. the precise value of each index play for shoe games, not just S.D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Galvin View Post
    " ... car salespersons and lawyers ... you didn’t include insurance executives, clergy and politicians!"
    Not to mention chiropractors, astrologers, and psychic readers.

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    The world is not full of assholes. But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.
    Genna Rulon

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    Quote Originally Posted by 21frogman View Post
    The world is not full of assholes. But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.
    Genna Rulon
    It's not unusual to come in contact with an asshole on a given day, or by coincidence 2 assholes. If you meet up with 3 assholes in a day, there is a good chance you are the real asshole. Exception may occur in a shithole country or the oval office.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Mama View Post
    It's not unusual to come in contact with an asshole on a given day, or by coincidence 2 assholes. If you meet up with 3 assholes in a day, there is a good chance you are the real asshole. Exception may occur in a shithole country or the oval office.
    Is the asshole the real oval orifice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Three View Post
    Is the asshole the real oval orifice?

    Oval orifi?

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