So, Zumanity opens up at NY-NY tomorrow. Oh boy, more Cirque du So-Gay! This one, especially, from what I understand. Lots of same-sex intimacy, transgender and transsexual individuals, blah blah blah. When it comes right down to it, it's the same thing as all of their other shows. Only, instead of water being the main attraction, it's going to be giant phalluses. Phalli? Beats me. Gee, can't wait for the Cirque show at MGM to open up next spring so I can pay $100 to see even more of the same.

Speaking of water and more of the same, Bally's is going to be building "Aquaria," a water show with extreme sports or some such nonsense. There's a link to the story below.

Oh, and let's not forget that Franco Dragone is going to be doing a water-themed circus-type show at Wynn Las Vegas! I'm getting bloated just thinking about all of these water shows!

I had some hopes for Vegas when the city decided to leave behind the Vegas-for-families concept and move back toward sex and gambling and "What happens here, stays here" attitude. But the casinos are just turning Vegas into a circus for adults. Literally. That's not fun and sexy and decadent. Unless you count shelling out $100 to watch one of these shows decadent.

Let's get more sexy revues here - because no matter how many there are now, Vegas can support more. Because, let's face it, every Cirque show has the same type of costumes and the same type of acrobats. But I guarantee that each pair of tits is going to look different from the last pair, and same for each man's tight tush.

Okay, so that's my rant for today. And, who knows, I may not even mean it tomorrow. Except for the part about families in Vegas - leave those kids at home, people! I want decadence, bars, sex, dirty and dark casinos. At least, that's what I want today.

Bettie