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Ouchez: My favorite dealer laments, good and the bad..
OH..God, my hands are killing me from pitching these cards!
I have a headache....
I have a migrain, would you stop smoking?
I'm on 40's today, where is my relief?
Sir! I need a hand signal.
Only one hand on the cards!!
Don't touch you're bet!!!!!
What is that!!! What is that!!! Don't just flip those two hands over when you surrender, tell me, do something, I can't handle that...I mean I am not mad at you surrendering but it freaks me when you do that! (OK).
Your surrendering again?
Thats a house bet, why do you think they offer it.
Always take even money.
Always insure those 20's.
Come on!! I have given away $### this slipper and no tips!
Checques play!
You guy's and your surrendering....stupid!
Never take insurance.
No Black Jack.
Got it.
You look great in those tight jeans, I'm off at 6.
Are you married?
Are you gay?
Did you come up alone?
And my favorite of all, "Damn, I'm gonna run out of cards".
Ouch/ez.
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Ed Tice: Re: My favorite dealer laments, good and the bad..
If I find a dealer who says "damn I'm going to run out of cards," he/she can tell me that he/she is done at 6 and I'm available! I'd LOVE to find a dealer like that.
Ed
> OH..God, my hands are killing me from
> pitching these cards!
> I have a headache....
> I have a migrain, would you stop smoking?
> I'm on 40's today, where is my relief?
> Sir! I need a hand signal.
> Only one hand on the cards!!
> Don't touch you're bet!!!!!
> What is that!!! What is that!!! Don't just
> flip those two hands over when you
> surrender, tell me, do something, I can't
> handle that...I mean I am not mad at you
> surrendering but it freaks me when you do
> that! (OK).
> Your surrendering again?
> Thats a house bet, why do you think they
> offer it.
> Always take even money.
> Always insure those 20's.
> Come on!! I have given away $### this
> slipper and no tips!
> Checques play!
> You guy's and your surrendering....stupid!
> Never take insurance.
> No Black Jack.
> Got it.
> You look great in those tight jeans, I'm off
> at 6.
> Are you married?
> Are you gay?
> Did you come up alone?
> And my favorite of all, "Damn, I'm
> gonna run out of cards".
> Ouch/ez.
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SOTSOG: Re: My favorite dealer laments, good and the bad..
Best:
From a female Asian dealer.
"oooh, you very rucky player. Most rucky I have ever seen!"
Worst:
Usually a middle aged female single mother:
When they start bitching about the kids, the utility bills, etc.
Like they are the only people in the world with bills, or problems, and I should be tipping them more because of it.
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hard18: I can do you one better
> Worst:
> Usually a middle aged female single mother:
> When they start bitching about the kids, the
> utility bills, etc.
> Like they are the only people in the world
> with bills, or problems, and I should be
> tipping them more because of it.
What about the middle aged woman who complains about her mother?
Good Luck
hard18
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SammyBoy: We never kick people out for winning too much! *NM*
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